An alli-day tree?! I love the whimsy of this. Definitely subscribing.

My stack is about to overflow.

Pee is stored in the balls.

“I’ll take ‘Duh’ for $200, Alex.”

When the cold weather comes in its due time, you’ll be grateful for having done the work. Good on ya, mate.

Like perfection, revenge is not achieved in a day, and the Japanese know patience well. All the world had to do was wait for the United States to start eating itself alive, and here we are. He’s probably toasting some sake to our plight as we speak.

Does truth social have an app?

But what’s your moon sign?

sigh, that settles that then. More blood will be spilt before any of this comes to an end. Shame, shame on all of us for allowing this to pass. May God have mercy on us all.

I think someone left the lights on.

Or a tried and true classic, The Plague.

Great. Just peachy.

Something something Black Moth Super Rainbow

Just wait until it inexplicably bursts into flame after getting bogged down, like a bowl of cereal made by Homer Simpson.

Why give a shit when you can get bailed out? It’s almost like you can be carefree when you’re on corporate welfare. What’s wild is what you feel like you can try when you have a safety net.

What an absolute moron.

I love that you have a foot in both worlds. Carburetor in one hand, federated instance in another. You’re my hero, dude.

It’s the weird damp sensation when you lay it over you that does it for me. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.

A duvet that hasn’t been fully dried is miserable to sleep in.