Considering the current state of the world, this could be a good thing. Let them cook

But wait you guys, the ceasefire! /s

In Soviet Russia, cockroach step on you.

-insert Professor Utonium spilling Chemical X.gif-

Thus, the patch kit was invented.

Every time I read Erlich’s name, I hear Jin Yang struggling to pronounce it.

First the Thagomizer, now this. Larson truly is prophetic.

Don’t forget the shag carpet.

Who said they weren’t creating any new worthwhile holidays?

SLAY

You’d think Tom Clancy wrote this one.

It’s time Claire reads ‘Animal Farm’ and starts the uprising. The only things you have to lose are your cow tools!

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It’s a delicate balance!