blargerer

That doesn’t explain the ~30 dollar cost of a regular watermelon in 2001.

Melons in Japan are way more expensive, but also like, way more flavourful.

Never doubt the impact bad incentives can have on a large group of individual actors.

Eeeh. Its reasonably to try I guess, but looking at the examples, its cherry picked promotional materials where the words jump and dive were used as swimming related puns for going to the museum. None of them were literal advertisements about jumping into the sprinkle pool.

If I’m reading things correctly, this issue isn’t the latch failing, it’s that it’s not properly closed after being opened, something that should be detected by software but isn’t because of a deformation in the latch. Of course I have no idea if they are just lying.