Slaps roof of curtains

It’s really quite simple - if at some time in the course of your existence you should find your boots have been mountained, the only sensible course of action is to gives you put on and, subsequently, hike.

Surprised I had to explain that honestly smh my head

It was captivating!

You just need to approach it from a different angle

Here I sit, broken hearted

Paid 20p and only farted