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Like the emoluments clause matters any more. He can just collect his salary after he leaves office, as a treat.
Like the emoluments clause matters any more. He can just collect his salary after he leaves office, as a treat.
“I’m giving 10 people one million dollars if the can pass House Appropriations Bill 5031.662.7H!”
I’ve started signing them all up for each other’s mailing lists.
I have a laptop where half the keyboard doesn’t work and the mouse gave out, but my full paid Acrobat works, so I keep it.
You’ve never had a nhamburger?
Then some signal from the base unit alerts all units that one detector has gone off, to alarm the home. Either the base unit is sending a false signal, or some outside signal is mimicking the signal.
Personally I’d install a standalone detector in that spot.
Sounds like a bad unit, try replacing it. The fact it’s going off elsewhere and no other detectors go off says it’s the unit.
I missed that you changed units, check your wires.
If the new unit starts going off, you may have a switched wire between your signal (red) and your hot (black) that fried the unit.
I didn’t catch the name of that great parental control service, could you say it again?
They… will… use the penis to quarter military forces?
Yes, why, do you have questions about it?
Fancy way to say you’re on a peak truck!
With no disrespect of the mortician above, medical schooling would be the appropriate term. Medical school is generally equivalent to a phd with an internship after.
That might lead to competency. We don’t do that here.
Was there a “job for a job” program run by management?
That’s how it should work.
Damp and cool from shasta on up, you guys stay safe!
Given the ballooning costs of the program, a helium leak is fitting.
Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe? I can only imagine the logistics of laying down enough life preservers to make it comfortable, and any sidewards motions should be right out unless you want to turn this into skinny dipping. I guess you could use the momentum to your advantage to get some good thrusts in, but really, has the bottom of a canoe ever smelled sexy?
Just something to think about.
She was under arrest with medical problems, so the cruiser followed us to the hospital. She was quite chatty and at the end of the trip said “I haven’t had sex in toooo long,” and then looked at my partner. You could see all three brain cells put it together and she smiled at him and said “heyyyyy.”
We did not wreck the ambulance and she went to jail from the hospital.
You know who else would make a fine leader for these great united states?