minus-squareclockwork_octopus@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you get?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoWHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? FROSTBITE!! linkfedilink
minus-squareclockwork_octopus@lemmy.worldtoCoffee@lemmy.world•Do you use a coffee subscription? Which one?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoI use Bottomless. They send me a new bag of coffee whenever I’m getting low. It’s been great! linkfedilink
minus-squareclockwork_octopus@lemmy.worldtoMildly Interesting@lemmy.world•My wife's been mad at me for a week. So im going to offer her a tenner to be friends again. Wish me luck.linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·8 months agoBonus points if there’s pie linkfedilink
minus-squareclockwork_octopus@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a magician who loses his magic?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoHaha I like it linkfedilink
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
FROSTBITE!!