And he’s 36… lol. Someone just had their first kid and had their accompanying testostorone dip. Now all younger men are bad!
What do uou wanna bet the wife is 30-35?
And he’s 36… lol. Someone just had their first kid and had their accompanying testostorone dip. Now all younger men are bad!
What do uou wanna bet the wife is 30-35?
If you aren’t creative enough to get off, then sex with you is probably useless too. 🤷🏼♀️
But lame ass roasting aside
Not gonna pretend that I don’t deserve it, or that I’m very polite either, but beginning every response with an insult is not some clever ‘roasting’.
I don’t agree with you that it should take half a year of learning your partner for sex to be good. If you’re attentive and interested in getting your partner off, then you can do that the first time, or certainly atleast in a shorter time than that. But it’s going to differ between different people ofc.
It’s not jews, it’s not women, and it’s not strictly urologists. It’s everyone in government and the medical field who can influence what is and isn’t considered OK.
I will never ever trust this. Not with how gender/maleness is treated these days. What ‘they’ consider safe can be entirely political and ideology-based, rather than a biological fact.
Another caveat is that it’s not allowed for men under 25 in my country (Sweden). “My body - my choice” only applies to one gender lol
edit: Although, to be fair, sterilisation is also not allowed for women under 25. They do ofc have many more options though
Honestly, I think condoms are unrealistic. Fucking with a condom is so totally useless that you almost feel a bit resentful of the woman after. Like she has bad minge or something. The first time I had sex I was a good boy and used a condom and I just quit after a while, and sat down and wondered what the fuck was wrong. She thought I’d finished.
Saying “wear a rubber” is stupid. For a lot of people, sex with a condom is completely useless. I’ll wear one the first time with a woman as I ofc want to get imtimate, but the sex itself will be useless.
Life’s a bitch and then you die
This exact line is also in Accept’s song Life’s a Bitch
What’s diy?
You could live forever without fear of the heat-death of the universe :o
Hell I’d F5 right after getting home from work and never have to work again
Only one way to find out: ask her if she knows any good MLP fanfics
Your banks still have offices? Cool!
That’s when the mods hit you with their downvote button
Lick it before you stick it - Denise Lasalle
This isn’t reddit you don’t have to do that
They’re semi-essential unless you’re knowledgable enough to get the right proteins without them.
I think governments should always ban everything they don’t like. Next up: alcohol, candy and snacks. Then maybe bars, motor sports and sex for unmarried people.
HO LY SHIT
Please don’t start with the “happy cake day” shite