https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esl_wOQDUeE

New humans cost money, and might not obey their corporate overlords.

Gen X and Millennial conservatives are far from nonexistent. They’re the ones leading the charge on garbage like this.

It’s a classic. Stupid af “science” but a fun watch. If you like the average disaster movie, you’d like this one, I bet.

Oh yeah, I saw this movie. Someone get Aaron Eckhart on the horn.

Maybe, hah, probably not to the god of catholics, though.

There are the BIG casinos, which only take up a finite space, but there are also little casinos pretty much everywhere you look. Even gas stations will have slot machines. That’s true of most of nevada, tbh.

Dammit. Got too hung up on scoffing at the ‘more churches than casinos’ line to even expect the pun setup.

Gonna find out real quick that Apple is more important to people than Twitter.

Always pops into mind when a uvula is mentioned.

That’s basically the “What was she wearing?” of infidelity.

“They deserved to be cheated on” is pretty much never a good claim to make. She’s still a shitty human being though and does deserve the stress of media and public breathing down her and her family’s neck.

If Twitch’s little experiment is anything to go by, it already is.

For the rest of the box, break the bars in half (while still in the wrapper) and eat the two top halves for the equivalent of one bar. The you can wrap up the remaining halves more securely.

They found mountain goat heaven.

“Impressive Xindium’s Waist of Time”

When I was younger, palmpilots and blackberrys were the coolest things to me. Something that was basically a computer you could carry in your pocket? I wanted one so bad! And now basically everyone has something even better. Funny how things change.

As a previous tab hoarder, excessive use of bookmarks is the answer. Organized is more useful, but even a single bookmark folder for all of your “I’ll need this later” tabs will do wonders for you, and being a bookmark hoarder is so much more functional than being a tab hoarder. You can actual reset your browser every once in a while.

Because they’re positively repelling.

The subtitles are perfect.