Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist who got off in court?

(… I’ll see myself out.)

A decade ago Tom Scott was recorded for Computerphile with this hilarious an enlightening cautionary tale. Never, ever, write your own calendar code.

https://youtu.be/-5wpm-gesOY

The clumsiness was in her jeans.

Police though the Swiss might be involved, but that theory is full of holes.

Here’s how TOR works. It’s amazing.

https://youtu.be/QRYzre4bf7I?si=gY1e4tORIoxwuRTx

And here’s how Onion hidden services work…

https://youtu.be/lVcbq_a5N9I?si=PuJwHP0rEPKFkCBb

TOR lets journalists do their job safely from dangerous places, lets whistle-blowers report things we should know, and lets people in oppressive regimes see the rest of the Internet that their government blocks. It’s an amazing tool.

Steak jokes are a medium rarely well-done.

I’d tell you to go back to the drawing board, but…