Leopards finally ate Elmo’s face, huh? 🤣

ba dum tss

Everyone has made their bed, now everyone has to sleep on it.

Especially EV car makers need to take note.

Public transport is the way to go, just need to break the cycle of six decades of automobile addiction.

And what about that politician whose VHS rental history got leaked to the whole world?

Good. But let’s not pretend they won’t merge back like what the Baby Bells did back in the early aughts.

So basically, “not all men and not all women” should have been the slogan in the first place.

Time will tell if the State of Texas has finally seen the light.

Literally dumb, dumber and dumbest cop (for not reading the sign saying to remove anything metallic from your person when entering a MRI room).

Louis Rossmann should definitely get right on this case ASAP.

That’s why one never pisses off a Linux user.

Anyone who has ever suggested defunding or closing libraries should be hanged at the stake.

This has been the case since some time before the Adpocalypse iirc.

That’s why he’s nothing more than vatnik kompromat.

Every computer store should have a poster about this.

Taking too many shortcuts doesn’t help anyone learn anything.

The lack of physical buttons in new cars should be considered alarming from a safety POV.

And the rest, as they say, is history.

Inflation, greed and enshittification.