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I’m in Washington State so I guess it is everywhere.

I got my ballot this Monday and half of the spots to be voted on had only one candidate… maybe remove that shit from the ballot and add things like…“would you like Toyota to know where you are when you send emails about your period?” That would be useful.

Double you fucking tee eff? Holybonkerslaw Batman! Now what? Can Motorola take pictures of me while I take a shower watching porn?..err, sending emails?

Friends of Mike Oak.

Biden is president. Things went my way. But let’s imagine that this was how you got lunch.

Hmm, Josh! I want a hamburger!.. okay buddy I promise I’ll bring you a hamburger. I’m just going to be your food delegate in the food acquisition team.

Josh! I want a salad! … and I want a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!. Josh I want an apple! Hey Josh can I get some Doritos crushed in a bowl and mixed with jalapeno and chicken nuggets!

Then Josh goes to the big food acquisition meeting… My team wants a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!

Then you wait half an hour and you get a turkey sandwich but you’re vegan so you eat the three onion rings.

70 percent of the office was vegan too, but only 5 of the food delegates were vegan. The other 20 were old timers that have been ordering the food for the past seven years. They like turkey sandwiches. So you get turkey sandwich.

I hope you enjoy your turkey sandwich 🥪. 😂 LOL. At least it wasn’t a lump of lard with a tupee.

You actually don’t vote for the president. Our vote is merely a suggestion. So vote freely and with confidence. Which criminal is your preferred president?

Example: we don’t vote for the president or the people who actually elect him. Yet, we are bombarded with ads about which to pick! Why?

If that fails I suggest we also add any other previously tried criminal that we see as fit to be our president. In a country having hundreds of thousands of perfectly good Americans that don’t commit crimes, sure, let’s give criminals a venue to better adjusting their freedoms.

Calculus…early transcendentals.

Google, YouTube, Gmail, chrome.

I got banned. But between Lemmy and mastodon I haven’t gone back there.

I love this part right here about POSSE:

“The idea is that you, the poster, should post on a website that you own. Not an app that can go away and take all your posts with it,”

Lesbians are AOKAY! Right? It’s always the lesbians that get the best treatment.

Well let me tell you something, lesbians can be Uber ugly just like us handsome guys just trying to you know, play with our penises in private to be happy the rest of our lives… probably living in a car since we won’t be allowed to own property or whatever this guy decides to do to us now.

It’s like that black activist lady this Friday complaining about the migrant camp being built in a historical black park! She’s not being racist! Go install the migrants in a closed Gucci store somewhere in a 50 story building where rich people live! WTF. Leave the rest of us be with the little we still have!

Bob! Did you forget to set the steam roller on park? My leg is kind of stuck, help me off will you? Ok we’ll need a grinder, go turn that steam roller off dude it’s rolling this way. The keys? Joe had the keys last? He’s off today? Call Joe dude! C’mon!

Chandler didn’t mind…oh well he can’t say he did if he did. Yeah ok, water.

I better get my gay gangbang desires out of the way before this guy gets to say anything about it. I gotta ask my wife first. She said no. Again. Well I will ask her once more and if she says no again we’ll see who gets the last laugh. She said no again. Either way, I’m going to keep voting for liberals. Because someone in this country must keep the gangbang lifestyle moving forward. More gay gangbang and less war!

I was changing my car oil and Greta helped me clean up my face when the whole vacuum thing didn’t work out. Thanks Gretta!

When did Greta help you be more green?

From the listener perspective, I must rather listen to genuine music with advertising that they actually picked rather than listen and be fed shit like YouTube does.

There are quite a few usages of PFAS type materials that are extremely important. That said, using that material for applications where it comes in contact with food is a terrible idea unless it’s completely isolated. Also the application should be such that the material is properly disposed.