They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.

He’d definitely return it just in case someone else wanted to watch it in between his viewings.

Hey you’re from Indiana too! I’ve noticed Kroger’s the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

…glowie? gibbie? What are you spelling

It’s exactly what it sounds like

Want an invite?

She’ll pay for your Uber, it’s a good deal!

I’m surprised more of you aren’t using my mom, she gets around

Why not both?

Wonderful, thank you

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

When I took paxlovid the world tasted like malort for a week. It was awful.

Good show

I believe in you too buddy, happy you’ve decided to make a change. You can do it!

I need to know what you weirdos jerk off to

It’s the entire reason I have Internet access