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Lol I’d say you’re lucky that it was only 3-4 hours!

Now that you mention it, I have no clue! There’s no exhaust fan on mine. It definitely works though, so I assume the people that made it are smarter than me.

I would destroy my television and burn the house down before I yell McDonald’s to keep watching something.

Dude, you’re on Lemmy. That means you’re probably in the top 1% of people with computer skills.

I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.

Well, he never answered the best question in his Rampart AMA, so I will never forgive him.

I swear this is a true story. I went to a high school in LA and you crashed our prom after party (Universal Hilton). You ended up taking the virginity of a girl named Roseanne. You didn’t call her afterwards. She cried a lot. Do you remember any of this and can confirm or have you been so knee deep in hollywood pooty for so long that this qualifies as a mere blip?

/not kidding. This really happened.

What the frick?

Yeah I’m confused as to why that sentence was in the announcement.

Didn’t this already happen when Microsoft made a racist chatbot? These people have learned nothing.

It cracks me up how thorough this post is with pages and pages of instructions, links, and pictures. But nowhere in the post does it say what a smart mailbox is or does.

I always thought it was “fuck’s sake”.

I got my kids SyncUp Kids watches recently. They allow my kids to text or call me, my wife or each other. They also have a few very simple features on there to keep them mildly entertained without being too distracting. They also give me alerts when they leave and enter certain areas like home and school, and have an easily scheduleable school mode that turns off all distracting features when they are in school. All in all, they’re pretty good.

Is it because you’re in your 40s?

Honestly I dunno. She said that she had narrowed it down to Florida or 'Bama.

My boss is excited that her daughter wants to go there for college. I don’t get it. Sure it’s sunny, but other than that it’s an absolute garbage state.

Ooooooo that’s good

Lol that would be the ultimate first world problem. Charging so fast it makes more sense to stand at the plug than go into the store to pee.

Maybe, but I don’t think it’s worth it. With a gas car, you stand idle at the pump for a few minutes making sure that nothing bursts into flames or gas doesn’t overflow. Charging an EV isn’t like that. They’ve got about 5 seconds of your time at the most.