*Forget pizza in oven * *eat charcoal because of all the unnecessary food waste * *call in sick * *sleep all day *

This guy skips “focus” and rushes twos

I thought in the rules it said that the only thing you’re allowed to say in regards to the actual game and strategy was “focus”

Did you even say, “focus?”

I just had a great idea for a business. I’d like to invite you all to get in at the ground floor, but it’s more like an Egyptian penthouse of sorts.

Home repairs are foreplay if you only wear a tool belt.

Real fans don’t even consider him part of the Rock Franchise.

In fairness to the logic: get a vegetarian burrito and add chicken or get low sodium soup and add salt. They both are trying extra hard to compete if you’d give what they’ve been missing it makes better than either. This might be an exception though.

Love seeing how active this community’s become. Keep the good vibes rolling

Or a gift card. He’s got a venti already; no one’s getting soothed if he’s playing musical chairs in the bathroom.

Damn did you order this after a no call no show? They even gave you the green papery ring.

As an American (optimistic hostage) I couldn’t agree more.

She’s awesome

[Fact Check!] A YouTube video series says it takes 30 days to completely master. Did skillshare send you?

Why are technical drawings so much cooler?

You could take the screws out of your iPhone and glue them onto the knobs, it’ll void your AppleCare though.

Those pubes grew down to it’s feet

Might’ve been a marketing move to connect to the apple pie with cheese demographic.

Stuff like this makes me think we’re witnessing so many crimes that we don’t have a names for yet.

Turn cowt