Sorry, I guess I should make it more overtly clear when I’m speaking in hyperbolics. Quite obviously, I’m aware that not every single person living or dead shares the same opinion. What I mean to say is that most of the popular channels (internet forums, news outlets, social media) seemingly flipped the script overnight, and likely will now do again.

Just to cover my bases: trends are not indictive of every single individual opinions and should not be viewed as such, but are a roughly reliable way to gauge overall public opinion

Remember when everyone kept saying Tik Tok needed to be banned because it can be manipulated by China, and when the US started to ban it everyone started saying that it needs to be saved, and now (shock horror) China is manipulating it? Pretty sick timeline we’re in

Tesla talks about a lot of things

Because automakers are allergic to giving people what they want

I mean they already make all the Amazon devices in a neighborhood talk to each other, why wouldn’t they do this as well

Mercedes: bribes the US government to make it illegal to import cars under 25 years old

Also Mercedes: advocates for the import of cheap Chinese slave labor vehicles so consumers stop buying more expensive, less-slavery vehicles

Yo, fuck you Mercedes

“is it a comfortable space suit?”

“Shut up and look sexy”

I just got a PS5 a couple weeks ago, after almost a decade of not having a console since my PS3 died. Playing GT7 as my one and only; I grew up on Gran Turismo since GT3. Actually just got all gold on the licenses last night, so feeling pretty accomplished haha. Pretty hard to find time with a newborn and a toddler!

Nah, fox News is useful for ironing out those pesky wrinkles in your brain

For me reddit is now for searching “xxxxx solution reddit”

I’m interested, where do I sign up for crab facts?

Basically since Tik Tok launched, literally all I’ve ever seen from everyone regardless of age or political affiliation is that it needs to be blocked since it’s a data mining machine for the CCP. Now that it’s actually happening, everyone is saying the opposite, that we need to keep it, even though the data mining for the CCP is still happening. What the fuck is actually going on?

So, my friend has an 8ft wide industrial planer…

And they’re using like 2x4 ft “offcuts” because everyone has offcuts the size if a dining table, right?

I will when I can install all the programs I need that exist on Mac and Windows.

Anti-tank kevlar

No, your kidney will just say “One of over a billion devices powered by oracle”

That was big forever chemical’s plan all along

“The team now wants to figure out what role these shared genes play in cryptobiosis, and whether there is an upper limit to how long nematodes can remain in this mysterious state.”

Chuck 'em in the freezer and check back in 50,000 years, boys

As opposed to fleshy humans, who don’t need money to stay alive