If you know you’re about to get replaced by RFK I’m a few months, how do you even get up in the morning, much less try to do your job?

He’ll probably respond with more military aid.

He also has no reason not to appease them, and he’s known for being willing to sign anything that’s put in front of him.

Better to try than to do nothing.

More like a quarter.

Not even close, by many orders of magnitude.

Fuck that guy in particular for making us think he was cool.

Almost every programming language uses 0.

Hate to break it to you, but almost every language uses 0-based indexing.

Mathematicians and computer scientists are natural enemies.

Suicide prevention is so threatening!

Same as Greg Abbott.

Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!

People on the other side don’t deserve a mnemonic.

Made me feel like I was crazy the first time I installed pedals on a bike.

None of your examples involve encouraging people to make stupid decisions like building a house that’s almost guaranteed to be destroyed within a few years.

Psychos.

My cat used to go in my bathroom and yowl until I went in and got him. Now he has progressed to just yowling in any room with no people in it.

They’re usually end notes.

My brother in Christ, the average person doesn’t even know Lemmy exists.