This was a meme page, apparently transforming into a science education page. Sad.

While sticking to themselves

I remember watching a video about that. The gist is that you have to leave earth orbit or something idk.

Which works about as good as rhe war on terror

At least to the bird hipped

If this doesn’t convince you that it’s all fake, I don’t know what will
c/birdsarentreal

Was it before we know birds were related to dinosaurs at all? And while we’re at it: when did we find that out?

No, that’s wrong. Zangendeutsch is all about English influence and playfully literal translations even when there are better German words. So you need to translate it back to English and into German again to decode it and that’s the fun about it.

Ich möchte diesen Teppich nicht kaufen. Bitte.

Doch

But there is a lot of “DEUTSCH” in here, so…

It started as a German version of me_irl (hence the name “ich im echten Leben”) and developed a culture on its own including bad translations from English and other insiders

Close enough

But it’s red at least

Color is a social construct

I spent so much time on YouTube, I’m basically an expert on anything with a degree from the Dunning Kruger University. There are many debunks of spongebob – and the globe earth hypothesis while your at it. It’s all a giant hoax but sure, I’m just a rando on the internet, but one who saw the light, don’t forget get!

Sure, real plankton for example is way smaller and doesn’t live alone. The whole show is a hoax

Spongebob is not based on a real story, even though it feels real

wrestling 😏

If I were Max, i would try to get rid of the nameplate or even better change it to something else