melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee

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Cake day: October 31st, 2024

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melissa_limoncella@lemm.eetoScience Memes@mander.xyz•Caption this.
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2 days ago
Yeah bitch! Magnets!

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

A limbo champion walked into a bar.

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A limbo champion walked into a bar.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

I just bought a brand new belt, and it doesn't fit.

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I just bought a brand new belt, and it doesn't fit.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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melissa_limoncella@lemm.eetoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•I'm going to stop procrastinating tomorrow
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6 days ago
I’m planning to be spontaneous tomorrow.

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melissa_limoncella@lemm.eetoCasual Conversation @lemm.ee•What did you do the last time you had a day all to yourself (no work, no chores, no obligations of any kind)?
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7 days ago
I slept in until past noon, spent a few hours laying in bed reading random stuff on my phone, got up and ate something, probably candy, then went back to bed.

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