… just make sure you don’t light the grass or your neighbor’s house on fire

My last job was pretty badass.

Also quite a few notches on my bed post.

Oh you meant permanently. I thought you were assuming a built-in on/off switch.

My headcanon is that the Hero of Time and the Hero of Winds are lefties, and the Hero of the Sky and the Hero of the Wild are righties.

The Hero of Twilight is, uh, ambidextrous. Don’t ask me how he flips the handle and strap around on his shield.

Classic doorbells can’t be turned off

And I think their point is that landscapers should ask before knocking at 5am since most people aren’t up that early

My house didn’t come with a doorbell. My wife said “we need to install a doorbell.” I asked “what for?” She hasn’t been able to come up with a good reason, so it hasn’t happened.

Power Rangers?

I prefer Vanilla Coke zs and Sprite zs personally.

Some women who play games don’t broadcast their gender, to avoid harassment.

There are some games that are played by more women than men, like Animal Crossing.

Hi. I’m doing fine. Had trouble sleeping last night, so tonight I took an edible to help wind down. Waiting for it to kick in…

Hot AND warm?

Did you mean to say dry?

What sequel now?

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Time to build a new deck/gazebo/greenhouse/shed/mother-in-law suite/planter box/stone walkway/patio/catio etc?

If you’ve already got all of those, pick up a new hobby.

And that makes your post spam.

Your importance is determined by your choices. Making choices with consequences gives your life meaning.

I didn’t care for Azula either, and some of the fake hair was disappointing (Lt. Jee’s sideburns were terrible, as was the male water tribe master’s hair). Yue’s wig was not convincing at all.

Oddly, Zhao’s sideburns looked great. So you know they had the ability.

I mean, free pizzas, need I say more?

My spouse and I have talked about love languages, and we agree gift-giving is our least favorite. So, we don’t do flowers often. In fact, I bring her flowers in Animal Crossing more often than in real life, which is more of an act of service.

And if you would rather just buy one and have a CostCo nearby (I don’t know if Australia has CostCo), their bakery makes a fine pumpkin pie (at least here in the US). I recommend topping it with whip cream.