MortBoBort

20% balsamic vinegar 30% olive oil 50% maple syrup As much mustard as is needed to keep it from separating

Takes 5 minutes to make and keeps for a long time

Someone screwed up!

I think the joke is that the guy is stuck in the tower

John Smith, human fighter.

A farmer driven from his farm by increasingly hostile monsters, not violently driven out, it just became too expensive to get goods and the bank forced him to sell it.

He seeks to join a adventuring party to make just enough money to put a downpayment on a new farm. Once he has enough he will promptly leave the party.

Intentionally the most boring character possible