Airheads.

They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.

Weird.

Apologies to Gary Larson, but this feels better to me.

Especially considering this was found in some of the captured Ruzzian documents:

Twitter is “the only mass platform that could currently be utilized in the U.S.”

So, Ryan Gosling was 29 years old in the top picture. Damn is he a great actor.

Assuming this was around 1994, and adjusting for inflation, it should still be under $2.

He’s claiming the ride was with former mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown, who had a romantic relationship with Kamala Harris and supposedly trash talked her during their shared “this is it” moment of the helicopter going down. Problem is, it wasn’t Willie Brown, and the conversation never happened.

Here’s the latest update, which makes a lot more sense than mistaking Jerry Brown for Willie Brown, is hilarious, and somehow also manages to make Trump look even worse than the previous explanation.

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/yes-trump-was-in-a-scary-helicopter-ride-but-not-with-that-politician/

TLDR: Trump is senile and racist

That definitely helps, thanks

Here’s the last comment in the thread I was following, just in case it’s helpful.

That did help, thanks.
But in another note, when I rotated back after finishing the thread, it was worse than before, with no comment hierarchy visible at all. I had to refresh to get it back.

I’m fairly confident the prompt had something about “wearing red hats” in it, but it generated those Santa hats instead.

Or coastal California.