Kids vote for other kids, and if it’s anything like student council it’s not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments…

CombDome

It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

SomeBODY

There’s also no way I can avoid meetings before 2pm, timezones exist and sometimes things are on fire. If I leave someone hanging because I care only about my own day, then I’m the asshole.

When there aren’t proper protections in place for frivolous lawsuits. It costs them more to fight than it would to just advertise on the platform. Time for Ben & Jerry’s to make an “eat the rich” flavor with Musk’s face on the carton to advertise on X!

Yeah, not sure who the ad is for, but they must’ve paid a lot of money for space on that dude’s back.

As well as their track record, some references and a cover letter. If I need a good resume to get hired, so do they!

Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

At first I imagined actually getting into the fetal position and rolling on the ground, but then I realized that’s only my fetish… You were obviously talking about trains.

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I’ve been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!

Ah yes, nothing wakes you up in the morning like warm beer and the taste of toothpaste

Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…

I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

As a 5’4" guy, this is every store for me. Might just start bringing my own step stool for the top shelf, what are they gonna do about it?..