Imagine opening your mouth and a turd doesn’t flop out. You might have to try really hard.

Oh sorry I didn’t realize you were genuinely nuts.

I wonder what their actual goal is? Because actually posing a real, material threat to American economic hegemony results in your country experiencing regime change and people on forums a decade later arguing about whether you’re dead or in hiding with Elvis and Tupac.

“Dear diary,”

And here I thought I’d never see a lower form of wit than punning.

Then you can continue to gain fulfillment from your own sense of smug superiority, and normal people will continue to not care that you do.

Let me guess. Dumped by an art girl and anxious about the $600 you invested?

Why would we need chemtrails when we’ve already made it so that everything that’s the color red whispers to schizophrenic people on a frequency only they can hear?

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You’re pretty much just missing Mississippi, New Jersey, and Boston and you’ll have made a complete circuit of all the places with the most assholes. Hard luck.

If the general bulk of appreciable-quantity tech investors suddenly found out in granular detail what is actually being done with their money as opposed to what they were told, it would probably cause the biggest crash since the Great Depression.

Before anyone objects to the this statement: do you really think somebody would just go in fronw of the international community and tell lies?

That’s really funny

Good, maybe the people who do it will be shamed into shaping up or shipping out.

I never spend over $100/night for hotels. Ever.

Also, Hilton isn’t even that nice.

N64 had native hardware AA

Sharknado isn’t fun. Being a bad movie on purpose is just cringeworthy. Bad movies are fun when they’re a serious (delusional) effort that failed miserably.

I want to check your band out, where’s your stuff at?

In doesn’t matter. Sophisticated models are open-source and have already been forked and archived beyond all conceivable hope of regulation. There’s no going back.

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