How does this keep happening? Is there some secret contest to see who can drop the ball closest to the line?

Just hold on and hand it to the ref. It’s not rocket science.

I can still put together a plan for success.

Step 1, become a dark lord of chaos…

Add the Internet Archive to the list.

Something like 63% of the US population identifies as Christian. That number is over 75% in Latin America.

If they really wanted more Christians, they’d welcome the immigrants. But that’s just an excuse to cover for the racism.

Ah, the dreaded “owners’ vote of confidence.” McCarthy has 3 weeks left, tops.

You hate* to see it.

* love

Qaren Rogers has an unhealthy bromance with Hackett. He’ll be the last one standing.

Foreword written by Georgia O’Keeffe.

I got curious. This showing is in about 90 minutes, in one of the reddest counties in the country.

There is another show tonight that has about 10 tickets sold.

Well I’ve seen enough to know it’s not even worth a hate watch:

Neither is correcthorsebatterystaple

This is pretty typical. No movement for a few months, or even longer, then a flurry of activity over a period of a few weeks before another gap.

McCringleberry warned us about this. Two pumps only.

Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I remember in a high school german class we watched the dubbed version of The Karate Kid.

The teacher warned us not to take notes from Mr. Miyagi’s dialogue. “His German is terrible.”

The thing is, there will come a day when only bots will be able to get these right. The only way into a site will be to answer incorrectly, to prove you’re human.

Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.

Man I just don’t get modern art.

But it looks like so much fun

Yeah, it’s not that the fraudsters got past the red tape, there just wasn’t any to begin with.

It was all honor system, and with billions of dollars at stake, honor is the first thing to go.