Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.
Woman: (Says something about Fiona)
Man: Who’s Fiona?
Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don’t KNOW Fiona???
I bet she broke up with him on the spot.
Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.
Woman: (Says something about Fiona)
Man: Who’s Fiona?
Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don’t KNOW Fiona???
I bet she broke up with him on the spot.
Years ago, a family member (who was on my mobile phone family account) was getting charged monthly for some mobile game. I would point it out every month, and they were like “Yeah…I need to cancel that…”
It took over a year for them to get around to canceling it.
I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I’ve heard…
I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don’t work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn’t keep semen from escaping.)
This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who’d sometimes make crude jokes.
After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us “What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?”
We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.
Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His “joke” that day seemed like some major projection.
I was browsing news headlines. Me: “Why is Johnny Gaudreau trending…”
Reading out loud to my wife, I first read it as “Johnny Gaudreau’s brother died”. Reading it a second time, the utter dread sunk in.
What a way to find out.
Finding out that it was the day before their sister’s wedding…a tremendous tragedy.
He’ll be missed.
I recently started using an app called Hermit to address a similar problem. It lets you create “lite apps” from any URL. Maybe it’d work for you?
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chimbori.hermitcrab
We have a 2012 Ford Fiesta that we call “Siesta”. That car sucks a good amount. Been meaning to get rid of it for years now.
Change the dog to me, and replace the leash with a lawn mower.
Are they smaller? These new IKEA plugs seem like they are less wide than the Third Reality ones, but they might stick out farther.
Either way, those Third Reality plugs are nice.
I eat a spoonful of peanut butter on a daily basis. It’s the best.
That scene in Ghost messed me up.
I wonder how many pieces it broke into. When it hits, it sounds like it shattered.
Very nice!
From top down, I imagined it as thin as a paper plate. 😄 Then I saw the side shots.
How did you space out the leaves? I would be paranoid that I’d screw up the spacing.
Stay posted…
I was waiting for someone to recognize that it was Costco
This was my first thought lol
Same. After a bit of reading, I’m now certain I will see this structure in everything.
When I was a small child, I put a piece of Cheerios cereal in each nostril, to “see if I could breath through the tiny holes”. They got stuck, I panicked, then fell asleep. When I woke up, they were gone. I always assumed they dissolved.
I first heard this song on good ol’ 97X back in the early 2000s. I probably haven’t heard it since then, either.
Any minute now…