rsh@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the biggest favor a friend or family member has asked you? And did you do it?English
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6 months agoHad a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.
Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”