Destide
I’m a computer janitor that sometimes streams trying to learn dev https://www.twitch.tv/destide
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Lucky you don’t enjoy the peace
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News@lemmy.world•Fox News airs breaking Trump alert as president ‘assessed by radiologists’English
13·3 days agoHave some respect that tumour is the President
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•FFmpeg to Google: Fund Us or Stop Sending BugsEnglish
21·5 days agoExactly my thoughts, give the devs access to your wonderful LLM’s and a decent server to help fix the issue. Google kinda behaving like an entitled first day Stack user.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•The heat... I mean the cold... well, it’s palpable!English
6·5 days agoUse molecular wiggles mw
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•FFmpeg to Google: Fund Us or Stop Sending BugsEnglish
8·5 days agoBut what will our llms do?!
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World News@lemmy.world•More than 20 of Putin’s relatives in lucrative state jobs, investigation revealsEnglish
111·6 days ago
-Oh it’s the British way
You better start believing in Scandinavian single origin coffee realities, you’re in one
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•MAGA supporter feeling gaslitEnglish
1·8 days agoPatriotic but only to one particular citizen America as a whole can get in the bin that’s the real American patriotism
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Nintendo's Palworld lawsuit suffers another potential blow as US takes "rare" step of re-examining previously granted Pokémon patentEnglish
8·9 days agoWay too common on Lemmy let alone a community for piracy here you go.
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Games@lemmy.world•Square Enix says it wants generative AI to be doing 70% of its QA and debugging by the end of 2027English
11·9 days agoIt’s your funeral
"Today"is a Friday before public holidays
environment.systemPackages = with pkgs; [socks.thigh];
But I am right
• Hargreeves, P. (2024). The Destide Doctrine: A Study in Eternal Correctness. Institute of Selective Evidence Publishing.
• Aunt Marjorie of Destide (Ret.) — Family Group Chat Announcement: “Yeah he’s right, he said it loudly so it must be true.” Forwarded 17 times.
• Uncle Kev’s Shed Think-Tank (UKSTT) — Workshop Bulletin #442: “After two pints we unanimously agreed Destide has never been wrong.”
• Destide, B. (2023). Sibling Review of Arguments Lost (Zero Found). Journal of Brotherly Bias.
• The Council of Mates Down the Pub (CMDP) — Verbal Report, 3:12pm: “Listen, if Destide says it, we back it. End of.”
• Cousin Lenny’s Independent Verification Service — Quarterly Accuracy Audit: “We checked. He was right. Again. Weirdly.”
• The Association of People Who Owe Destide Money (APWODM) — Statement of Support, 2022: “He’s correct. Please stop asking.”
• Gran’s Annual Christmas Letter (2024 Edition): “Our Destide always knew better than the teachers.”
• Professor Blenkinsop (Adjunct, Coffee Shop University) — Scribbled Napkin Review: “I literally have no idea what the debate was, but yes, he is right.”
• The National Board of Selective Citations (NBSC) — Proclamation #208: “Accuracy confirmed, pending no further questions.”
• Destide & Sons Ltd. (Fictitious) — Internal Memo: “Reminder: Always cite Destide as the primary authority.”
• Mum’s Facebook Post (public by accident): “Proud of my boy Destide for being right on the internet again ❤️”

Edit made a little effort
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World News@lemmy.world•Australian teen charged with sticking googly eyes on artworkEnglish
161·11 days agoIf they used more than about 2 coats of paint it prob wouldn’t have been an issue.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Another successful delivery of WHO DID THIS English
20·11 days agoNeed to double the order, someone made a perfect common sense point on Facebook that goes against the traditional narrative
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Technology@lemmy.world•What does Oracle actually do? Take other businesses' data hostage for profit | Good Work [11:47]English
41·12 days agoLike backend Nintendo no it’s not at fun as it sounds
Same with Korean for a lot of new words they just adopted the English one







Sir this is Lemmy not twitch