

Ok boomer. I also drank from a hose, but it’s not my identity. Go wither away in an old folks home, you republican-voting fuck.
Yes. This is the one time Betteridge’s Law does not apply.
What a cool and futuristic car. It’s all computer!
I’m still waiting for Elon’s car to drive onto train tracks.
The system is fucked. Once you’re on the wrong side of it, you have little recourse to prove that you were wronged, even if you can prove it.
Here I am, putting my beer in the freezer because I forgot to resupply the beers in the fridge. In fact, I’ll go stock up right now. Thanks.
The safe word is “banana.”
Oh, snap! Hope you have a great time.
That’s my favorite hobby! Who are you gonna see?
Better than I deserve to be. Not because I’m a bad person. Just because I feel like everyone else has things pretty bad right now and I feel a little bad that I’ve got things pretty easy at the moment. But who knows, the universe could give me cancer tomorrow, so I’m grateful for the good in my life.
That sounds unpleasant. Courage.
I’m only able to really keep my place super clean by being OCD about it or by hiring cleaners to come once a month. If I’m just being mellow version of myself, the correct place to put whatever object down is the nearest flat surface. Whether table, desk, counter, space on top of a bookshelf, etc.
I live in clutter, but not dirt. My partner opts to clean our place because she thinks that’s better than paying people to come monthly. We still have them quarterly to do a deep clean. She also picked up a vacuum and mopping robot last month to automate more of the work. It’s reasonably effective.
I tend to wash the dishes that I use immediately because I don’t cook much. When she cooks, there’s a lot more involved and we use the dishwasher. I take the trash and recycling out. I’m too lazy to fold my tshirts and splay them out on my dresser. The kitties are happy with that because they nap on them.
Schumer deserves to get run over by a bus.
Baudean remembers weeks of sleeplessness, being unable to hold down food or water, throwing up bile, finding all noise excruciating.
“It’s the best way to torture somebody. Get them addicted to some stuff, and then put them in a room and lock it.”
Sounds fucking awful. I’ve gone through a few rounds of severe alcoholism. I’ve never been sicker in my entire life than when I’d wake up from being passed out and it was a time of night when alcohol wasn’t for sale. But that usually only lasts a few days. I’d end my life if it lasted weeks.
That certainly inspires confidence. /s
I wrote a coin flip script that randomly calls qlmanage -p tails.jpg / heads.jpg
(Mac) to flip a virtual coin.
I think point someone to the web rather than clients. Let people start seeing content and they can get a client once they’re bought-in.
There have been a couple of documentaries on HBO over the decades where they embed with opiate addicts. (Black Tar Heroin: The Dark End of the Street)[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221023/] in 2000, and (The Crime of the Century)[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14055432/]. In the first, a guy talks about how he’ll spend an hour searching for a vein before shooting up into his dick. In the second, a young mother looks wistful as she recounts her former drug use. She disappeared, abandoning her kids, the next day and OD’d shortly after.
I say we show documentaries like these to kids in school. The fucking DARE program made me believe that all drugs were equally terrible. Then I tried pot and realized I’d been lied to. All kinds of other drugs followed.
Fafo.
Jamie Lofus did a podcast: (My Year In Mensa)[https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-my-year-in-mensa-55379945/]