I would wager good money Isaac Newton was gay.

Time, my last hold out is my main gaming rig, I have it set up exactly as I want it and I don’t want to rewrite the entire thing.

Well the last good windows is dead.

Once windows 10 is dead I am full Linux, I have already begun the transition, any time I have to install a new Os it’s now fedora 40.

I’ll never understand how the price of entertainment has fallen so much that it’s practically free but Boxing/Wrestling you still have to pay ~$100 an episode??? And pay for cable.

That Fact wasn’t fun.

Don’t get me wrong it was a perfectly entertaining fact but I already knew it so I wasn’t having fun.

That fact was indeed fun, can I have another?

I mean.

A. She was basically taking a walk through paradise.

B. She killed her sister.

C. I would rather be in Oz any day before Kansas.

D. It was all a dream.

It would take twice the global output of power to overcome the light from the sun.

Relevant xkcd

Scientists: No! It’s impossible to shine a light on the moon bright enough to advertise.

….What if we made our own moon and advertise on that?

The four stages of a relationship.

The curse made anyone who disturbs the tomb be good at their jobs again since discovering a curse would make them renown in their field they never know they are cursed and get fired for destroying the sarcophagus. The world stays the exact same despite the existence of curse.

Windows should be first, Reddit second, Minecraft third, chrome fourth.

God put a search warrant out for him decades ago, he was a hunted criminal on the lamb evading the most renowned investigators, until one day he crossed the cartel:

I hear they’re all made of chemicals.

Technically you could rearrange this to have almost anything you want on either side if you keep the equation equal, a better way to express this would be something like ♾=0, incorrect bur at least you couldn’t rearrange it anyway you want (and yea I understand some people say all the negative numbers plus all the positive numbers equals infinity eg. ♾= …-3, -2, -1, 0, 1, 2, 3… =0. But trust me when I say that is wrong.)

I tried to meat that fish at the feeding frenzy but shrimped out after that I was too fed up.

Ancient gif that’s the case it’s not funny, I do have a theory that would make it funny but to obscure.

They are standing straight up and down like the splinter in his finger so they are the forests splinter, since they cut down the trees? I guess, I don’t know it’s the best I’ve got.

No! Fucj you! I should have known the minute Microsoft started making you log in to use notepad windows was dead but this is unacceptable, note pad has exactly one purpose, to be as simple as possible. If I want Ai I will use any of a thousand other programs but keep my notepad sacred!

Technically you use more power if you emulate, both electrical power and processing power.

That’s a surprise usually windows updates make things worse.