In a league full of raging assholes who’ve been coddled since elementary school for being good at football, thereby allowing them to avoid consequences at an absurd rate, this guy is probably the least sympathetic of them all.

I won’t say I’m happy to see him get injured, but I don’t have one iota of sympathy for him or for the Jerry Jones-level idiots in the Browns management who gave him such an absurd contract.

Aside from his victims, about the only people in this I feel sorry for are the Browns fanbase.

Very excited indeed! Finished a rewatch of 1-5 a couple weeks ago in anticipation.

If Jerruh truly wants the best for his team, he’ll step back from all his duties other than being a grandfather with whatever time he has left on this earth. Otherwise, I’m sure fans of other NFC East teams will continue to enjoy the spectacle of self-sabotage. If only the Yankees, Lakers, Bama, and Duke were this good at shooting themselves in the foot…

Standing by his man until a better one comes available.

Is it even possible to buy a tv nowadays that doesn’t have this crap?

Apology was for people offended by an aquarium using teen slang to connect with today’s youth.

Nandor the Relentless agrees with you

This looks like a table read for a Game of Thrones episode. I’m curious about which one it is.

Almost as much of an overpay as what the Browns gave Deshaun Watson

If he was half as good at GM duties as he is at marketing & money making, they’d have a few more rings since the ‘95 season.

I stuck my dick in crazy.

Life pro tip: don’t stick your dick in crazy. Just avoid crazy altogether.

In my defense, I was 20, she was the first person I ever had sex with, and I was too horribly depressed to recognize what a bad idea it was.

The Wire

The Sopranos

Deadwood

Justified

Bosch

If you’re open to comedic stuff:

What We Do In The Shadows

Resident Alien

Miracle Workers

Don’t rawdog a rando

Wearing a rubber every time unless you’re in a committed relationship greatly reduces your chances of an STD or an unwanted pregnancy.

Cheese pizza is probably one way to get yourself banned (at a minimum)

In my defense, I’m half asleep, and due to lack of caffeine, didn’t notice the bit about “which could actually happen in the next 5 years.”

So with that in mind, I’ll say something about environmentally friendly raw materials for super efficient battery storage.

Star Trek-style matter replicator/recycler. Just imagine being able to empty a garbage dumpster into a bin, shut the lid, press a button, and an hour later you get stacks of industrially useful metals & materials, bolts of cloth, and sacks of fertilizer.

Depending on the day, my favorite movie is either The Big Lebowski, Hot Fuzz, or Knives Out.

goatse

Found out about that one the hard way in college. Ew.

Like Abe Lincoln always said, take anything you see written online with a grain of salt and, until you see conclusive evidence otherwise, assume it’s a creative writing exercise.

Late fall - gets cool enough at night that I sleep really well, without being so cold throughout the day that my toes get cold.