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2 months agoThe ISP motto: “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
The ISP motto: “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Get a good toilet plunger and know how to use it correctly. Most plungers kinda suck.
If you document that you gave it, you need to have seen them take it. If they’re being stubborn and are competent, document that you educated them on the consequences and that they still refused.
“John Wayne Toilet Paper: don’t take shit off nobody.”
When C. Diff Strikes: Mile High Edition
Don’t worry, we’ll shovel more garbage reality shows into your app and wreck the ux even harder. Here’s 40 seasons of people having diarrhea on airplanes. Expect price increases in 6 months.
Brick
That and a set of kneepads.