Fire Witch

It depends on what you mean. America the government courting christofascism? Hell fucking no. I wish all the Republicans and neolibs in power would have a heart attack. I also wish to live long enough to read Trump’s and Alito’s obituaries. But I do love my local community too much to just abandon them. At best, I would call my relationship with America akin to Stockholm Syndrome.

I have the fire nation symbol tattooed on my arm. I’m a fire performer, so I don’t think much would change there. Post-Aang fire nation, ideally.

CNN got bought out by right wing media a little while ago iirc

Can’t wait to get $10 and six months of credit monitoring from a random settlement in 5-10 years

AirBNB is legit more expensive than hotels now for far worse service. It’s a get rich quick scheme.

Valentina’s for a vinegary sauce. Tabasco Ghost Pepper for a kick on a budget (and easy to find). Otherwise I prefer local sauces. Right now I’m enjoying PSP Brooklyn’s Smoked Whiskey Hibiscus

Another favorite is szechuan chili crisp

Spicy brown mustard, bonus if it’s whole grain. Yellow mustard has its uses but is a sad excuse for mustard.

Ketchup is gross, it’s so fucking sweet. If I wanted a sweet topping I’d use honey. It’s like pouring corn syrup on your food.

Hot sauce is the real king seasoning

A loooot of my friends have one. I support them as long as they are happy doing it. It’s often their only semi stable income source since the majority are gig freelancers. It’s also one of the less risky forms of sex work.

People who subscribe to it are supporting creators, so good for them. Though I personally don’t subscribe because I don’t have much use for a subscription (I’m hardly sexual) and can support my friends in other ways. But there’s no shame in consenting sex work.

Lastly, context matters. If someone is doing it unwillingly it’s an entirely different story.

You mean they quit cold turkey, right?

Right?

😰

He’s literally giving up information about our spies and causing them to “disappear”

The dude is a traitorous piece of shit who deserves to be punished for treason

HR isn’t there to protect you, they’re there to protect the company’s best interests. If you give them an inch they’ll take a mile.

If I’m not mistaken, burning the shit out of coffee neutralizes some of the caffeine in it- ironically

The Banking Clan is interested

I read the whole thing multiple times and still have no idea what you’re proposing

Yup

I have a forked tongue

Under the pillow. Right 😜🫨

I had a gig and was able to perform an act I wrote back in October

$10 for a bag of rhinestones, $5 for glue

Or weed, but weed is temporary

I’m well connected within the sideshow and fire performance worlds, so there’s a lot there. Most fireballs from a single torch for one. Definitely a few Rubik’s cube related ones too.