Well it makes sense to hire an FBI guy, they have the training and experience.

Iced. No sweeteners at all.

“There’s something in the ear that shouldn’t be”

I would suggest that that something is vinegar.

Yeah this time is measured in hours not days.

And if I take my socks off for some reason, like getting home from work, they’re done, I’ll grab a fresh pair if I were to need them again that day.

I would agree with you in when they ask where you’re from. Once they start asking where your parents and grandparents are from they’re trying to figure out your race. I also agree with you as a white guy I don’t usually get extra probing but there are a few, mostly older, that are trying to figure out what specific type of white. It occasionally ends with a comment about how some group isn’t really white even though they have light skin.

Lol what? You can still need to fart but not be able to take a shit. Even so much that it hurts.

Arms dealers.

Only if you do so quietly.

USB drives? FUCK I’ve been printing them out on my inkjet to return.

Like I don’t give a shit how old someone is. If you show up in a costume I’m giving you candy. No matter the age. I don’t know why you’d care what she’s doing, how is it hurting you or anyone else?

You don’t like to lose? Guess what the other person doesn’t like to either. Try being happy for them when they get a win, instead of down on yourself for losing. Learn from any mistakes you made or learn how they were able to win.

No one wants to play with someone who always beats them.

Oh fuck, he didn’t drop the ring in after all. He’s still got it!

Guns gotten mintier lately. Have you noticed?

Authy works well for me

Just started it last night!

Just started “Yumi and The Nightmare Painter”

He’s also like one of the main guys in sonic

Shhhh! It just works!

Same, I’ve only been back when I need to reference game guides etc that I was already using in June. But I don’t have the app anymore and I access it anonymously.