“did you slap fletcher reed today?”

Holy shit that’s badass

…well, shit.

Was working in a deli department of a grocery store. I think it was my second or third week there, and i was slicing balogna for a customer. Went to peel some of the casing off and got the tip of my thumb instead. Still think the lady who unkindly yanked my stitches out at the urgent care caused the lil flap to come off. It was 2009 and I’m actually impressed i got some tactile feeling back through the scar. I swear it fucks with the touch screen though.

Deciduous legs?

They stopped SELLING THEM TO US!!!

Probably, yeah. The motion activation portion of the sprinkler takes two AA batteries, but with sufficient googling it’ll be off to the races with my soldering iron lol. Thanks for checking y’all.

That one has a max run time of 4 hours on.

So, the meme itself absolutely fucking tracks, but I’m just left wondering why the first “your” ended up as “ur” but the second one got spelled out. Maybe there was marijuana involved, lmao

Love to see it. If you get around to teabagging a friend soon, I would very much love to hear about it 😁🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

Southern Mystery Skillet! (Aka 🤷 just revere the magic and she’ll do right by you)

I have never once considered that to be a pre-bedtime possibility. Thank you, for broadening my horizons. (No /s, I’m genuinely pleased that you do this lol)

In north Carolina, there once was a commissioner of labor named cherie berry. She is the only commissioner of labor who has ever had a picture included on some things, such as the inspection placard inside elevators. She became known as the elevator lady. When i left the state I was beside myself at the lack of people pictures in elevators.

They made a shirt with that pic. The caption? Cherie berry lifts me up.

I have a billion playlists on Spotify. On the off chance that you need some filler someplace…check em out lol. Username is the same

Since you’re tenant, I’d not give too too much of a fuck. Measure the dimensions of the square shaped hole & grab some mdf. It’s the mildly cheapo stuff cabinets are made out of lately. You should plan to cut into two pieces so you can fit the upper and lower around the pipes. If you cut it right it should shimmy in and you can glue it. If maintenance needs to get in there they’ll just cut it open again.

My Australian friend really puts it into perspective. Their benefits are accolades beyond anything USA will ever have in our lifetime. I hope the union movement really ramps up here lately so we can have some semblance of betterment.

God, fuck that. I hate this for you.

The 1% could, theoretically, “fix it,” if they so chose. Instead they buy twitter and showcase their insecurities on social media, or evade taxes, or pay insurmountable sums to lobbyists that in turn keep our politicians from doing fuck all.

Whereas most of us can’t afford to own a house, or a car, or medication. You know.

I had to go out on fmla several years ago. They only gave you 90 days officially, but since my boss liked me they waited till 120 to fire me. The other fun part is that short term disability only gave out a fraction of my income, AKA, not enough to pay rent & eat and stuff.

If your insurance has any sort of short term disability insurance, check it out. It’s pennies, but it’s better than no pennies.

I’m sure I’ve seen y’all around somewhere lol