Government: Hello there Ji-Mun we have found 12 perfect bachelors for you to choose from. You must complete copulation by December. Here are their bios for your review we’ll call you in 3 hours for your final engagement letter. Don’t worry, marriage is not necessary.

You know what I would really hate? Automatic diagnostics on my dashboard. Nah. Please make those as LED blinks where the mechanic has to supply his own LED, Jerry rigged to the obd connector. And make it so that only one guy in Minnesota has the manual. Every mechanic has to contact that guy. Then the mechanic has to interpret the LED Morse code manually. Oh yes this would be so useful. And to add a 3Ghz motherboard with only access to Apple music. Totally awesome. Make the display show a video of “all I want for Christmas is you” I’ll certainly be making use of that.

And sarcastically speaking please oh please don’t add functionality to the obd connector like the ability to self diagnose and display a full report for any mechanic to easily use without the need for special hardware. That would be awful to have.

Fuck! I don’t know, I’m just an engineer. Maybe roller skate wheels. It’s a complex design. I’m thinking sex swing hung from a gantry that you can move around the house as you see fit to place the woman where you decide the woman should be at. But you would still need to immobilizer her. They don’t really like being permanently glued to things. You might end up with broken dinner ware. Lobotomy gets you 90% of the way. Maybe republicans can figure it out for us. Like if women were not allowed to sing or hear the voice of other women, that would be a step in the wright direction.

It’s the worm in the head.

Sooo if you’re a potential husband with a penis, vote for Trump for the following reasons:

1. Guaranteed husbandry or at least fatherhood. Just go out there and fuck someone, they gotta have the kid no matter what. Your cum is valuable.

2. Ah yes. You think I forget? You can grab them by the pussy…if you’re famous. So go out there, fuck somebody, be famous and grab them by the pussy!

3)Earn a second vote. You heard me right. You can’t incriminate each other and therefore her vote is your vote.

Now go out there and vote! Vote Trump! Fight the enemy within. It’s just not right! Bikini at the pool and allowed to vote? Heck no! Women should be prepared for being attached to a 4x4 in the bedroom permanently for the sole purpose of making love to the man. And sometimes for having babies, but hurry up with that, and don’t feed babies breast milk at the park. And those naked things that happen in California the gay, Oregon and the independent country of Washington State, those gotta go!

This is the time when parts suppliers switch from EUV to warfare. Either that or some shitty stupid custom screw that holds a special EUV related shitty reactor thingamabob get used in F-16s. So then the EUV component holds up the manufacturing line.

Shoot your foot, then jump and shoot your other foot.

How about just generic opensource communications via Ethernet rj45? Then you just plug in any screen/computer including raspberry pi so you can have whatever system you want.

And in Mexico, Nicaragua, Honduras, Panama, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Cuba, and Buenos Aires, no es possible, nadie Vuela mas barato!

Oops! They didn’t have rabies! Here you go! They’re in the bag.

Go to openwrt. Or get something better with good security. Unifi is good and very expansible but it doesn’t have opensource software compatibility. Sad really.

He’s scheduled a ball busting public ball kicking as punishment. He takes full accountability.

Hey! Looks like your tires are flat! Is that why you’re pumping them?

Yup! Here’s your sign!

Hey! It looks like Mexico is not invading Kuwait anymore as it was never predicted anywhere by anyone!

Yup! Here’s your sign!

I need an AI vibrator sounding mouse with blue tooth!

Buddy! How are you moving the mouse so fast??? Your hands aren’t even moving! Anyway are you coming to the meeting?

I just came at the…to the meeting yes ofcourse. I’ll be right there!

Guys! Guys! Guess what! Kohler and American standard are going up against Toto in a battle of the flushes! They teamed up with Microsoft to add Copilot to every toilet in America! Initially this will be in the form of a heated electrified seat with AI powered slow close. But as it …sorry, ass it learns, it will be able to do things we never imagined!

Like haven’t you ever wished to have a gentle warm water ball massage 😉 given to you automatically by your brother-in-law’s toilet when you come over and visit?

Wouldn’t it be cool if the same amenities were available at the Walmart too and the Costco or even the local recreational public park toilets? Imagine what these seats could learn about the go on the go! And the convenience of not having to bring your own ball massager everywhere you go is just incredible.

AI control could bring bidet’s everywhere the ability to clean the areas that need to be cleaned and leave the other areas dryer than before! You’d be in and out in a jiffy! Imagine that! A no-mess public toilet anywhere you go!

My friend would like more please

As a maker, am obligated to build my own dildo jiggler robot. I need a reciprocating saw , some pegs and hot glue…hold my beers! 🍻

So that’s how they keep Texas retarded!

There might be a new room in everyone’s home for this. First there was the living room and the infamous “love seat”…but we know better…it was a duck bench! Then they housed whatever was the “kit” in it’s own Chen! They even put the beds in their own room along with the bath. Even the Gays got a Rash for cars. And now, move over Vibrator!, sayonara Silicone tipped hacksaw! Here comes Atlas… better known as Atlass! The fuck that never stops! It’s for you hard working man or woman, for you who can’t get enough from. JUST 5 minutes. Atlas will give you 60 minutes at 60hertz or more until it really hurts!

What’s the maximum hip thrusting frequency on one of these? It’s for a friend 😄.