… and here’s your slightly irradiated kids toy back.

It’s really stupid, because regardless of device or OS, the built in screencapture is faster. Apart from maybe some fringe cases of user impairment.

I used to walk to Grandma’s every Wednesday after school for years. She made me my favourite every time: Beef tongue with green beans and mealy potatoes from her garden, all swimming in melted butter.

I see “speaker” or “coach” and immediately disregard anything they have to say.

They will eat massive shit when that AI bubble bursts.

My god, I am in tears. Praise the lords of FOSS.

Wait, revanced works again?

To everyone dying of nostalgia: the combined THPS 1+2 remake is actually good and fun.

While we have tons of DND meme channels and some dedicated to tabletop RPGs in general, I would really love to see lemmy.world/c/dm_academy flourish. I got invaluable tips and feedback to the campaign I’m GM’ing.

My god, the assistant, yes. After catching up with Siri it was actually useful. And now it seems all it does is plop whatever you say into a Google search. And since they killed that, too, well…

Yeah, that’s where I ended up, too. At least Google had the decency to support OPML export so I didn’t have to redo my subscriptions manually.

People who listened to this music in their youth are turning fourty.

I don’t think you realise how long a billion years is.

Alpha actual to God hammer.

Requesting fire mission on my position.

Fire for effect.

I need a port on each side.

USB-C on the bottom.
3.5mm audio on top.
RJ45 on the left.
SCART on the right.

My bank luckily just slaps me with a huge warning screen every time I open the app.

Well, start a garden in the weapons bay and everyone better get to work on the next generation of crew then.

Because of everything Amazon does and is I’ve completely stopped using Amazon a few years back and it wasn’t nearly as hard as I thought it would be.

Most small businesses have an online store and a very convenient ordering process. Hell, most even ship the next day. I go out of my way to try and find smaller businesses (who often have to charge for shipping) to order from, but if you just want to avoid Amazon, you can find larger outlets that don’t have shipping costs either.

If you need some weird stuff that you can’t seem to find anywhere but Amazon, try eBay.

And you won’t miss next day delivery very long, I can promise you that. You’ll even get to know a completely new joy: “Oh shit, I totally forgot I had ordered that!”

But you have those £300 million per week for the NHS now.

Just go into your local electronics store and pirate a gaming PC.