They never do anything wrong. It’s always somebody else’s fault.

Okay, and…?

Don’t worry. In 150 years, the US president will apologize for the genocide in Gaza.

Going by that logic, I should be a billionaire now.

How do you run for president without trying to defeat Harris?

Everybody who is running is trying to defeat Harris…except for Harris. (And lately I’ve been having my doubts about even that.)

1. She said that she wants to defeat Harris, not elect Trump.

2. She’s supporting Jill Stein, who is not a socialist.

3. Her party, Socialist Alternative, is a different party from the one who is running de la Cruz.

She isn’t speaking for de la Cruz or Jill Stein or even Socialist Alternative. She’s speaking for herself only, and she’s not even saying what you claim she’s saying.

Okay. Define “intelligence”.

Good ol’ Bill “I feel your pain” Clinton.

Hamas is apparently hiding out in the skulls of small children. That sneaky Hamas!

There’s an illegal immigrant for Trump to deport.

It’s because she’s a Zionist.

You don’t see how reading is better than watching a video?

I think I might like them better if they didn’t auto-play. I hate anything that auto-plays.

But that would make Israel angry.

I held my vote hostage

Sorry, I can’t parse this.

So, when you lick the boot, do you start from the heel or the toe?

Oh no! It says there might be early spoilers! Yikes!

Nothing for me to do but go download the ROM and play it early, then. I have no choice.

So, the ROM leaking early has…what to do with emulators?

At this point, I think it’s gone from “ethically okay” to “mandatory”.

It’s like downloading Metallica’s newest album. Sure, I might never listen to it, but it’s the principle.

Also “the Jews killed Jesus” is a classic antisemitic trope.

It’s also a Bible story, so probably not even true in the first place.