“Trust, but verify.”
All the sources (1) agree that everybody was kung fu fighting. In addition, no verifiable source mentions that nobody was kung fu fighting. In conclusion, we can assume that everybody was actually kung fu fighting. [I have a PhD in physical anthropology]
Furthermore, everyone was an expert fighter, being all faster than lightning.
Although, it was a little bit frightening.
Several people were kung fu fighting
Their speed was metaphorically lightning
They indeed were…and don’t call me Shirley.
Don’t call me Shirley
I also question how fast their moves really were, as it’s impossible to be fast as lightning.
And even if they were, how is that even a little bit frightening?
You wouldn’t be frightened by some literally physically impossible moves?
Ok, is no one going to mention that he is holding a smaller hand to adjust his sunglasses?
AI image generators having to scrape stuff like this and somehow not come up with monstrosities
“An image of kung fu fighting, please.”
Screen full of sunglasses and hands touching said sunglasses to put them better on the face with a face
What