Tune in next week for part 2 of the US-Iran war: “And Find Out.”

anxious borf

Here’s your new Motorola StarTAC with 120 anytime minutes and double-sized battery. That’ll be $600. Do you want to pay with your Discover card?

What was I doing in 1995?

I would wake up, pour some Frosted Flakes and play Donkey Kong Country.

What would I do now?

Go outside and take a slow walk through my old neighborhood and probably cry.

“Did you get all that?”

[Yes.]
[No.]◃

Consider this my Hallmark of resignation.

“Sort by number of issues sold.”

“And that’s how I met my FBI officer.”

“No backsies!”

The Katy Freeway isn’t that bad, but dammit it’s TRYING!

I still think Kart 64 is one of the best of the series, but I don’t get the prejudice against ghosts. :)

what kind of punk doesn’t repel

The kind that are afraid of heights.

“I mean, I do love lamps… BUT NOT BECAUSE I’M A MOTH!”

”Starships erupt,
Kids grow up fucked,

clap, clap, clap, clap

Deep in the shart of Texas!”

I’m trying not to think about how old this particular meme format is.

Stress.

I’ll double-check the source of the second photo, but it looks like the original picture is taken from the back and the second is taken from the front.

Add: Yeah, it’s not the EXACT SAME dress worn to the wedding where the original picture came from, but it is the same design by the same maker.

…Also, THIS is the source the second photo came from and today I learned that the dress actually did drive people insane! Holy fuck! 😭

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/man-whose-mother-law-wore-225725928.html

Silence Potatoes.

As an adult, trying to think about the logistics of a furry dog shaving in the morning makes no sense at all. But I always loved it when Snoopy smiled like that.