But… just a little? As a treat?
How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?
Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it’s at.
It’s got what rave baes crave
“Big juice doesn’t want you to know this simple trick”
too late
But what about battery hurting juice?
DON’T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!
but, it has electrolytes?!
Batteries got what humans crave!
It’s the one and only true energy drink
Wait its lithium
Was this an actual quote from Scott’s tots?
As we live and breath
GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!
This stuff is bangin
Fine, I don’t want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.
BRB
Edit
Owwie oof my bones
Where can I get some battery juice? Suddenly have a craving.
It says it can lead to health issues… Not that it will… soooo…
Welp, there goes my plans for the evening 🤷
The fun police are at it again!