Sen. JD Vance (R-OH) called on Democrats to tone down their rhetoric a day after proudly admitting he spread a bogus story about immigrants “so that the American media" covers the plights of American citizens. In recent days, Vance has propagated the rumor that Haitian migrants in Springfield, Ohio are abducting and eating people's pets.
“I don’t know who to believe, they’re exact doubles!”
-undecided voters