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minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agooh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns
minus-squareASDraptor@lemmy.autism.placelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYou clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you? It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!! /s (just in case)
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoit can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
minus-squareaStonedSanta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲. /s
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
minus-squareleisesprecher@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoPublic private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoTin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try recital carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
minus-squarepixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoRectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
minus-squareXeroxCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago recital carrots And I suddenly really want to play piano
minus-squarewhatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago recital carrots I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository. Brb, I’m gonna try something…
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoLol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
minus-squarewhatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThat’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns
You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?
It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!
/s (just in case)
Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.
it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
I got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲.
/s
I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
Public private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try recital carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
And I suddenly really want to play piano
I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.
Brb, I’m gonna try something…
Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.