Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoHow do you make Holy Water?message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1189arrow-down1message-squareHow do you make Holy Water?Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·10 months agoThe pope has a water cannon. It’s a water cannon. He punches holes in it. It’s a holey water cannon. He blesses it. It’s a holy holey water cannon. He blesses the hell out of it. It’s a wholly holy holey water cannon. Batman and Robin arrive. He shoots them.
minus-squarezeet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoHoly contrived punchline, Batman!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoYeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.
The pope has a water cannon.
It’s a water cannon.
He punches holes in it.
It’s a holey water cannon.
He blesses it.
It’s a holy holey water cannon.
He blesses the hell out of it.
It’s a wholly holy holey water cannon.
Batman and Robin arrive.
He shoots them.
Holy contrived punchline, Batman!
Yeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.