I work in a university. Our web based services bork surprisingly frequently after Chrome updates and the IT Helpline’s go-to response is ‘have you tried turning it off and on again Firefox?’.
Towl
618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that’s the maximum allowable variance in quantities?
From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.
Holy contrived punchline, Batman!
Military issue poop explode
It was at that point Striker realised anyone on a phone would not be using a mouse.
“I’m not denying the craftsmanship or the ahem intended utility, but the conditions of your incarceration do not allow for an appearance on Shark Tank, Dr Lecter.”
Must feel odd, as a stripper, to encourage people to slip portraits of your mum into your pants.
“Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking.”
“£134k? Weight’s gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies.”
“Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I’m saying?”
“… … … Buenos? Son of a bitch, I’m in.”