LOL, I cracked a beer open one night and my kid laughed, pointed, and yelled out,"You are a Homer!!"

EDIT: I also remember when DARE came to my school and this cop had a big baggie of weed on his table. I said,“Damn! That’s a lot of weed!”

Then the cop replied, very seriously,“THAT’S ENOUGH MARIJUANA TO KILL YOU!!”

My friends and I just laughed and walked away.