Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.mlEnglish
        3·
        1 year ago

        Heyy is it a situation you’re in voluntarily, you’ve been forced into it, or ‘voluntarily’ bc getting out of it would be more painful?

        • mizu@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
          9·
          1 year ago

          I wasn’t forced and only two people know I’m holding my poop in. But they don’t know what extents I’m willing to go to in order to achieve this.

      • MucherBucher@feddit.deEnglish
        3·
        1 year ago

        Come on. The internet is kinda anonymous, you could tell us it’s because it’s your biggest kink and noone would bat an eye. If you don’t tell in fear of IRL friends finding out… that’s already gone anyways.