Nothing is going to happen if you don’t take your life into your own hands. Stand up and take a stand for yourself. You and that giant bulldozer you hired. Go and get’em!

Burn it to the ground, Milton.

I was about to send this to a friend, then remembered he’s a school nurse…

RAM it with your car

You need to have more realistic hopes, then you won’t be disappointed. Like hope there is coffee in the pot, or that you don’t have a meeting first thing.