You want it? It’s yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.
What am I, the Maharaja of Pookajee?
I’ll take this bomb
Sorry NorthWestWind, I can’t give credit.
Come back when you’re a little …mmmmmhhhhh richer!
I mean, in a certain other furniture store, they put up items for viewing and then nearby there’s boxes of the item, which is what you’re supposed to take…
Wow I wonder how many people misread the sign and accidently shoplift
Oooooh. Guys, I’m so embarrassed… I’ve been paying for stuff at the front.
That’s where the poors pay for things
“Sweet deal.”
If it’s mine then I don’t have to pay for it
It’d be mildly amusing to walk to the front and demand they tell you why they have all your stuff for sale on their shelves.
Last time I did that they threatened to call the cops.
This is how I pick up crumbs.