Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.

Yeah, I tell everyone that’s where my familiar drinks from.

Genghis shemghis is my new band name/Xbox handle.

“This machine just called me an asshole.”

Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.

They could have done the equivalent the “last crusade”, but instead of Sean Connery, its Harrison Ford .

I see you have broken both of your arms. How illogical…

Limbo?

Imagine the poor bastard who has to die standing up? He can’t even chill out after death.

Oh, don’t I know it. I always find “Mildred” stuck on this stupid mini step the previous owner made, or stuck under the side table. That being said, this place would get nasty if she wasn’t running 3 times a week. But those little robots have limitations.

I don’t know how you feel about second hand robots, but they are dumb enough to respect your privacy. The old Irobot roombas, They just run off of a internal clock, no connection to the internet, they bump around a bit, then dock themselves when the battery starts to get low. I pick them up at flea markets for 20 bucks, usually need to replace the battery, brushes, but they sell all that. Be weary if they smell like poop.