The other is in the Albert Hall…

Imagine all the people

You’ll Never Work Again

The lav. The bog. The crapper. The kharzi. The shitter. The toilet.

Fuck him, he doesn’t deserve a quick way out.

How do you know?

Because he fucking said so, that’s why!

Spoiler: they will, because fucking printers

A 21st century green space-race is exactly what we need. Nothing furthers technology better than good old competition. And war. But competition will do.

It took 3 seconds, and it was AI what figured it all out.

• Burgers are served on a scaffold board/shovel/roof tile

• Coleslaw is always referred to as house 'slaw.

• Menu prices omit the $ sign/£ sign.
  Eg. Triple cooked fries 4

Holy fuck, that last level! Dude, you have unlocked some deep seated trauma.

I like it…

Lucky for them, eh?

Does the Pope shit in the woods!?!

Eat long veg, grow long dong.

Uproot your entire life, including job, family, social circle etc so you can be somewhere with better public transport.

Or, piece of shit vehicle manufacturers keep their fucking nose out of how you modify/maintain/service a product that you BOUGHT with your own money.

Trains and buses aren’t always the answer.

IDLES.

England looked shite