Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like “unalive” instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it’s made for a damn toddler.
Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like “unalive” instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it’s made for a damn toddler.
🎶In the not too distant future…🎶
I love Aldi and they’re always the first place I shop, but their selection is a bit limited and the produce is hit-or-miss, at least in my area. Unfortunately around me that only leaves Kroger as the next best option.
Which they seem to be keenly aware of, since the self-checkout you’re forced to use because there’s only ever one staffed register constantly accuses you of theft if you so much as move your bagged groceries. God how I wish I had more grocery options in my area.
You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
I’ve just been buying phones a model or two behind the latest generation. Bonus points for a refurbished phone. Saves a ton of money and they’re usually not much less capable than what’s new.
Someone should let the CDC know the pandemic is officially over now that some LinkedIn rando used up the last of her failed attempt to scalp shitpaper.
Nah man you’re thinking of the song that goes bee bee boo bee boo bop
Yeah, whenever someone comes up with a complex social commentary or political explanation for a Far Side comic, I just remember Cow Tools.
“That’s not how it happened!”
“Oh yeah? I’d like to see your degree in fungineering.”
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Some people are really weird when it comes to things being “fair.” I forget the details but I remember a study where given the option of getting $100 and a stranger getting $200, a good chunk of people would rather neither of them get anything.
But do snakes dream of cow tools?
Flowers are the real invasive species there. Unchecked those fuckers just go.
If they don’t want to swear, that’s fine, then don’t swear. That doesn’t make it okay to alter something someone else made so as to not offend their sensibilities.